January 2012
108 posts
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HOLY SHIT LOL I ACTUALLY THOUGHT OF THIS BEFORE
We the jury find the defendant
OJ Simpson: Not guilty.
Casey Anthony: Not guilty.
14 year old girl downloading last night's episode of Glee: There's a special place in Hell for people like you.
Reblog or your mom will die in 928 seconds.
Fuck.
I liked Valentine's Day in Elementary School.
kinaaaa:
When you brought Valentine’s Day cards for the whole class, no one was left out. Even if you didn’t like some people in your class, you still had one for them. Nowadays, if you don’t have a Valentine or you’re single, Valentine’s Day is gonna suck. You’re gonna be surrounded by couples being all cute & shit and you won’t be receiving anything.
Omg I LOVED Valentine’s day in...
In order to get your driver’s license, you should...
I cannot for the life of me finish rainbow road on Mario Kart Double Dash w/o falling off once.
*Food hits floor*
little germs: let's get it!
king germ: no, we must wait 5 seconds!
To infinity & beyond ♥: This year July has 5... →
onyxsnow:
MONEY.
Only reblogging because I’m a greedy bitch who wants money.
Hey doesn’t hurt to reblog ya knoww and if money is involved….
My mom’s paycheck arrives in 4d days, THIS SHIT WORKKSS
chinese feng shui knows about tumblr ?
…
I’m only reblogging because my birthday is going to be extra special this year :3
imagine if this happened
*meeting your favourite celebrity*
You: Hi, I'm-
celebrity: I know who you are, I stalk your blog on tumblr omg. I know that you love me and I want you to bear my children. Let's raise the fuck out of our kids okay and then we can get married omg, we're meant to be. we can have amazing kinky sex all the time like in all the fanfiction you read. i also own a blog and it is full of pictures of you, with manips and stories of our fabulous love story omg lets have sex okay
